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# votes You know you're a homebrewer if...
21 . . . you don't think that 10 gallons of beer is a lot.
10 . . . you've ever used a mop on a ceiling.
10 . . . you see the acronym R.D.W.H.A.H.B. and know what it means.
9 . . . it started out as a hobby then ended up as a habit.
8 . . . you have more varieties of beer on tap than your local bar does.
8 . . . you hate to wash the family dishes, but think nothing about standing over a sink for hours cleaning empty bottles.
8 . . . you buy beer according to ease of label removal or the type of bottle it comes in.
7 . . . you can name at least 10 different varieties of hops, but can't name 10 congressmen.
7 . . . you refuse to pay $8.00 for a beer in a restaurant because you can make 5 gallons for that much.
7 . . . the only time you clean your kitchen is just before brewing a new batch.